LIT Token - Joanne the Scammer Fan Coin
LIT (Literally In Trouble)
Hold up—your portfolio just got a makeover, bestie. Welcome to LIT, the only meme coin that doesn't pretend to have utility when we all know you're just here for the chaos and the gains.
What is LIT?
LIT is the official token of the Joanne the Scammer universe—where being a "messy bitch who lives for drama" isn't just a personality trait, it's a financial strategy. This isn't your grandpa's altcoin. This is the token for people who embrace pettiness, understand that no publicity is bad publicity, and genuinely believe that drama is the ultimate form of marketing.
The Joanne Philosophy
Forget boring tokenomics and "utility." LIT holders are investing in a lifestyle. Be positive. Be patient. Be petty. That's the three P's of wealth building, and LIT is literally holding the sign. Every transaction is drama. Every pump is performance. Every diamond hand is a scam—wait, we mean a feature.
Why LIT?
Messy by Design: Smart contracts that intentionally create FOMO and chaos
Drama Dividend: Every trade generates more discussion, memes, and TikTok content
Beige Fur Coat Approved: As luxe as the aesthetic, as questionable as the ethics
Community of Scammers: A welcoming space for people who acknowledge they have no idea what they're doing but are doing it anyway
Tokenomics Built on Vibes
LIT operates on pure chaotic energy. No roadmap. No promises. Just vibes, memes, and the collective understanding that we're all a little bit Joanne. The "utility" is that it feels important, and in the meme economy, feeling is believing.
The Bottom Line
If you buy LIT, you're not investing in a project—you're investing in an aesthetic. You're betting on drama. You're betting on pettiness. You're betting on the fact that somewhere, someone is going to screenshot your wallet and that will somehow make the price go up.
LIT: Because Messy Bitches Make Better Profits 💅✨
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. This is financial comedy. LIT is a meme coin created for entertainment purposes. Do not invest money you can't afford to lose while wearing a beige fur coat holding a "LIT" sign.
